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Carter is light blue. Not baby blue. Not navy.

Carter is thoughtful and kind. Carter is not a gossip queen, nor is she a manipulative bitch queen. Carter makes weird faces sometimes. Carter has good eyebrows. Carter takes selfies and sends them to me. Carter is cousins with Will. Once I broke into Will’s locker and made a small pyramid of miniature bagels. Will was so mad. We used to say “SO MAD” a lot. Will was bad at Spanish. Sometimes Carter got stickers on her Spanish quizzes. Not as much as I got stickers on my Spanish quizzes. If Carter was an animal, Carter would be a Gazelle. This is due to her patience and dark skin and running habits and general self-confidence (but a modest confidence, not a cocky kind) that she exudes. Carter sits next to me in English class. She won’t buy any of my chocolate bars. Carter says “Hi” to me in front of her popular friends….even though I’m like lame and stuff. Carter and I make fun of Ryan from across the room. Carter has this one class, called Biology that maybe seems to make her hyperventilate a little on a regular basis. In English, the class always passes all their papers to Carter. Carter is good at collecting these papers. Carter and I tell each other secrets, we don’t have many friends in common, so we never tell. Carter has 2 sisters that also have last names for first names. Carter’s mom is super artsy. Carter can’t tell if onion articles are satirical. Carter rhymes with farter. For a reason. Not really. Carter is thoughtful and kind. Carter is not a gossip queen, nor is she a manipulative bitch queen. Carter has good eyebrows.