The Right to Bear Arms

I call upon you fellow Americans to join me in this fight for our freedom! Our nation's Bill of Rights was written by the good and earnest hand of man, not as a triviality, but as a true and inexorable stalwart of our American civil liberties. I bring this issue of utmost importance to your attention because of the flagrant assault on our rights, in the form of the recent extermination of the second amendment.

 This is an uncalled for and heinous attack on us as Americans, and just proves that the government's agenda consists solely of the imprisonment of our patriotic people. Already, the negative effects of this constitutional ejection have made themselves obvious. Bears everywhere have been forced to surrender their arms to the federal police.

Mrs. Ursidae Brown of Washington told reporters "This was an unexpected attack on our family. My husband can no longer provide for us, because, without arms, he is left unable to hunt or fish. My children are starving, and we all feel very goofy walking on our hind legs all the time."

This hasn't been a regional or isolated implementation. "It is definitely widespread" says Bear specialist Margie Pack. "There are thousands of paraplegic bears roaming the forests right now, just clinging to a strand of hope."

 Any humane American can see that in the face of this cruel injustice, we have been left with the moral obligation to fight. The Bill of Rights was not meant to be taken lightly, and we cannot compromise one word of it. The consequence of such has unfortunately been given the opportunity to rear it's ugly head. But we're Americans, goddammit, and this injustice will not stand. Fight for the reinstatement of the second amendment! Fight for the bears! Fight for freedom!