ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the likely event of a zombie apocalypse, the first thing I would do is gather as much information about the zombies as I could. There are many varieties of zombie, and identifying the properties of a particular zombie virus is extremely important. One of the most important features of a zombie is whether or not it can eat other zombies. If they can, I have an advantage because, while the zombie population would last longer, the zombies would be much more likely to attack their shambling brethren than a human in a healthy sprint. If they, as in most depictions of zombies, do not eat each other, I can also use this to my advantage. As zombies begin to outnumber humans, the non-cannibalistic zombie will quickly run out of fresh humans to eat. This means that any surviving humans, as in me and a few lucky others, will have to hide more effectively because we will be actively hunted. However, we will not have to hide for nearly as long because the zombies would quickly due without food.

            The second and equally important thing I would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is prepare early. At the first hint of disaster I would quickly gather up double the provisions and ammunitions I think I would need: about six months would be ideal. Provisions would include nonperishable food, water (enough for drinking and modest bathing), a radio and other basic survival tools such as a first aid kit. I would also get cinder blocks and mortar to permanently seal the windows and secure the door of my basement. Then it would be time to wait and play checkers while me and anyone else with me waits out the apocalypse.