Ok, so zombies are finally here, and my plan is simple.
Step 1: Find someplace familiar and cozy and a safe. I would
probably venture on over to my church, Crossroads. The place is close to my
house and It’s huge. I could hide easily if need be, there is a lot of food and
water, lots of possible weapons, and I know the place very well. After all, if
my last moments are approaching, a church is a pretty fitting place to be. I’d
hunker down there and wait it out.
Step 2: Find other survivors. In order to successfully
execute my plan, I’m gunna need about 5 others.
Step 3: Once I have my small army, we would come up with an
amazingly complex and unlikely plan to drive downtown for the next step.
Step 4: Go downtown, document events, and make sure to back
up pictures and film somewhere that will last.
Step 5: Step five is one of two things. If we make it, make
a movie with the zombie footage and sell it to all other remaining humans to
get the economy moving again, and consequently, earn valor for re-starting
America and become the 2nd 1st president of the United
States. If we don’t make it, we die, and… hope that someone finds the film so
that we can at least get some posthumous credit.
The End
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