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I have several fears. My biggest fear is camel crickets. I would post a picture for you but when I was looking at the pictures I began to cry a little.

My second biggest fear is waking up on Monday morning.  Tied with this is my fear of going to school.

My third biggest fear is that I’m gonna get suspended for slapping someone in the face before I graduate.

My fourth biggest fear is having to walk home in my neighborhood every day after school. I pretend to be on the phone sometimes because my neighborhood is that scary. You never know what could happen.

My fifth biggest fear is the dark. I can’t turn around when I get up at night because I’m scared that Slenderman will be there if I do. So I do this awkward thing where I walk really stiffly like a robot, always looking forward and never turning my body around.

My sixth biggest fear is that now that I’ve said that Slenderman will be in my house tonight.

My seventh biggest fear is that one day when I’m too lazy to put make-up on I’ll run into the person who’s supposed to be my soulmate or something like that and I’ll ruin it forever and die alone because I was too lazy.

My eighth biggest fear is that I’ll start to gain weight like I should be doing considering the sheer amount that I eat.

My ninth biggest fear is my parents hearing some of the things I say.

And my tenth biggest fear is everything else in the universe, most notably the Future and its sidekick, Failure. I’m not really sure what failure is, exactly. But I’m afraid of it. In this woeful category lie friends, parents, teachers, life, the real world, work, college, relationships, etc. I am afraid of all of them. Ending up as an insignificant, meaningless, permanently lazy person and dying alone are two choice fears that keep me warm at night.

In summary I am afraid of everything.