Mary Austin Hacker

What should I say about Mary Austin? I probably should have waited until the very last minute to write this blog because I know she's just  waiting for me to post this. But hey, that's life.

First of all, I couldn't see Mary Austin as any color. She would be glitter. Every time I see her I think of glitter. Don't ask me why because I can't explain it. She is just glitter.

Next, some interesting observations I have made on Mary Austin's behavior.

• when she is incredibly annoyed or angry at you she will give this fake smile (showing teeth) and stare at you for about 5 to 10 minutes
• she will sit extremely close to you and say, "does this make you uncomfortable Jessie?" 
• she has a unique sense of humor in which she will name a drawing of a ruler "Sheila" and give it the power to self-destruct
• we get along quite well

What else is there to know about Mary Austin? Well:

• we met Freshmen year
• we made a video for Behler's class in which she ditched me in because I was Asian
• every time I draw a bird she says "quack quack"
• she has moments when she shares weird fun facts (there was something about a gecko and eyeballs the last time she did this)
• oh, yeah. And if you haven't heard: she dances