Sunday, November 4, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse vs. Brandon Cox and Co.

I have spent years total planning what to do in case of Zombie Apocalypse. My plans are top secret. So instead of spreading my wonderful plans with everyone. I will post a prevasive plan for all of you out there that do not have your own plan in place.

Prior to Zombie Outbreak- Stock up on supplies (water, canned food, guns, weapons of all sorts), Create a plan with your family and friends, have a Plan A,B,C, meeting spot(s). Be sure to practice in public scenarios and crowded places (always know what to do).
Practice makes perfect. dont get caught by a zombie without an evasive or offensive plan.
After Zombie Outbreak occurs
Top Priority- Find all loved ones and friends and find a secure place to stay. Gather all supplies and ration out to be sure you can survive for a full 2 weeks without leaving your designated spot. Keep communication with the outside world. You dont want to be that guy trapped in a bunker when it was all just a prank. Gain access to a CB radio or walkie talkies. make sure that your base is secure from all zombie threats.
Lower Priority- learn to shoot. Zombies are tough to kill, you have to aim for the head. Make new friends, other groups of survivers will be out there, it's never tooo late to make friends. Keep entertained, boredom sucks.
If you have the time- Build decorative signs to hang around your camp. You can still live in style. Make sure that you have the ability to repopulate the earth. If the apocalypse is over and you cant repopulate the earth, Humanity is toast. Do your job and keep humanity alive.

Call me. I like Zombies, and killing them too. I can help out if you ever need a Zombie smart kinda guy.

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