Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Scientists Must Be Put in Their Place

Every week these bloody scientists who think they know everything release a new study. There are those in the world who praise the work of scientists, saying that they are founded in fact and logic. haha,no. We know better. The scientists use their position as power hungry atheists to push the secular agenda of the devil. We must rise up against them and show them that science not in accordance with the Bible is to be thrown down and new evidence must be searched for. The cult of Science has gone too far and has stripped us of the dignity we once held. It has now become imperative to create scientists to help push the agenda of almighty God, the agenda that is most obviously the most correct because it has been ordained by the B-I-B-L-E, the Bible. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and science can be created to support this. That is our mission for the almighty. Amen.

*I sincerely apologize if I have offended anybody. I was slightly irked by a comment today made by my pastor and decided to run with it.

3 comments:

  1. "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

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    1. Lauren, I'm sort of in love with you right now.
      This is wonderful.

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  2. "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

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