Why hello, My name is Braxton Thorton, a Freshman at the
University of Virginia. In my spare time I play Lacrosse and purchase
overpriced items that are currently trending, which usually turns into a
vicious cycle of constantly buying things that are only trending for the next
few months. Maybe I should reconsider that… Anyway, I adore my Cavalier
Athletic programs like I love my younger cousin. Even though he’s talentless
and has been for many years, I pretend to love him because it what I’m told I’m
supposed to be doing. And I’m also apparently supposed to despise this other
school in Virginia called Virginia Tech. I think they’re called the “Hogies” or
something like that. Personally, I think it’s silly to name a mascot after a
sandwich. However, I did encounter a VT fan the other day, and he seemed to
know more about UVA athletics than I did, ha, how ironic! But, no matter, I
shall still love UVA for the rest of my life, and no matter what silly facts,
numbers, or names the enemy throws at me, I shall only respond with the only
thing that truly matters in this rivalry, UVA was started by Thomas Jefferson,
which makes us infinitely better at all things, including athletics.
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