Worst Satire Ever

I love having the ability to drive all on y own now that I'm finally of age. I love the freedom that is giben to me that I can just go somewhere and not have to wait for a ride. But the best part about driving, is knowing that everyone around me is such a safe and alert driver. I mean driving is such an important part of our lives, It's good to know that every driver passed the most challenging test ever, the drivers test. Where they check to make sure you know the difference between your left and rights, and then hand you over a license. I'm just happy that I'mstill learning from all the other expert drivers, for instance they've taught me to cut people off and not use my blinker, or to randomly slow down in the middle of a road and then turn without using my blinker. I'm so happy that I'm on my way to become an expert driver like everyone else on the road.