11: Satire

If one wants to make himself a better person, what should he do? Well, the most logical and popular view would obviously be to just put others down to make you feel better about yourself.. I mean, who would actually make a move involving just yourself in order to make you a better you? The much easier solution is to compare yourself to people worse off than yourself. Also, if you are putting others down, you are just above everyone and not at the bottom of the food chain anymore. 

Instead of the two presidential candidates promoting what they think is the best for the country, they were constantly mudslinging and just bashing the other candidate. If he got the world to go against one candidate, he will definitely win the election, even though what he says may be completely false. 

I want to become a better person, so I know exactly what to do! I am so much better of a person than that entire group of people because they are mean. Those girls gossip. Those boys cheated on the best. I feel so good about myself now! I didn't even have to do anything, just put down other people.