Man, this stuff is so wrong on so many freaking levels, yo... I was talking to one of my friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled 'Boku'. I said to this dude, 'What's this?'. He just giggled and said, 'Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING IT!' Then I thought it was some weird salacious materials or some strange stuff but as I watched the first video, I was like 'Yo... what the heck?' Then it continued and I was like 'Yooooooooo...'. Then they got in the freaking car and I was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I couldn't freaking believe what I just saw! It was like Satan gave me his adult video collection, the stuff was so disturbing. Yet I couldn't stop watching it! Then video two and it was two of them... those boys... yooooo... those dudes... and that girl saw them and then she... YOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then that dude took that dog toy and then YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It was like your girlfriend wanted to do it with you but she wanted to do something different and it was so messed up and creepy, you... you just kept watching it... AND THAT'S WHAT I DID! Then I saw three... three of them... THREE!!!! It was... THREEEEEEEEEEEEE! And Coco was his name, man! COCO WAS HIS FREAKING NAME. OH MY GOD, I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN, GUYS. I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER. So I just wanna tell you all right now... DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU. DON'T DO IT, GUYS! IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU!
And that was the best advice I ever got.
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