Hiding a dead body is very difficult. Often times, bodies are discovered and you will be found out. But here's the secret. You have to hide dead bodies, where all the dead bodies are already socially accepted. Graveyards, battle fields, back country woods, etc.
the first step, is you must have a dead body. This is very important, because without a dead body, it becomes extremely difficult to hide a dead body.
The second step is to select your place of seclusion. My favorite is the back country woods. These areas are very accustomed to dead bodies. The children poke them with sticks. And learn anatomy at the same time.
The last step is the actual burial. Most places would require digging a hole for burial. But not back country woods! You can just leave the body laying on the side of the road! No one will mind.
And there ya have it. That is how you hide a dead body.
Inspired by a true story :)
Oh, and stop leaving dead bodies at the end of my driveway!!
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