How to make a pb&j sandwich

many people consider creating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an easy task, but i say nay. The art of making the perfect pb and j sandwich takes the proper technique. First off you have to choose the correct bread. Many people just decide to choose the closest and cheapest bread for this activity. what you want to do is buy  honey wheat bread and cut off the crusts. You then proceed to buy jiff extra crunchy peanut butter. you want to cascade the peanut butter on your bread, not in some crazy patterns like most kids do. Have the amount of peanut butter even throughout your bread. Continue to use welschs grape jelly, and again have it evenly spread throughout the mixture. If you are really up for a challenge, add another layer of jiffs extra crunchy peanut butter to the other slice of bread. To top it all of you must have a nice tall cold glass of milk to go along side it. You now have the recipe for the perfect PB&J sandwich. you are welcome. If you are allergic to peanut butter like me, don't try this at home.