Okay, so this is gonna be a totally self-indulgent rant that won't make sense to anybody who hasn't read Homestuck, and might not even make sense to them. I'm gonna do this in my natural whining-about-my-favorite-fictional-characters-ever style, so be prepared for a lot of keysmashes and capslocking and just plain awful.
You've been warned.
but just
OH MY GOD???? OH MY GOD MY BABIES MY FREAKING BABIES HOLY CRAP
OKAY OKAY OKAY SO
DAVES IDOLIZED BRO HIS ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT
AND HES EMULATED HIM AND HE ASPIRES TO BE LIKE HIM
AND HE DOESNT CONSIDER HIMSELF A HERO
HE THINKS HIS BRO IS
BUT HES NOT
BUT
NRGOUAGSDGLJKNASDFSOGSOHG
DIRK SAID THAT ALPHA DAVE WAS ONE OF THE MOST HEROIC FIGURES IN HUMAN HISTORY
SO DIRK SEES HIM AS A HERO BUT DAVE DOESNT THINK HE IS ONE
AND THATS JUST
SO UPSETTING BECAUSE DAVE
DAVE BABY YOU ARE A HERO
RGNAOURGUOANSDF AND DAVESPRITE HAD TO WATCH BRO DIE AND HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT ITS HIS FAULT AND BLAMES HIMSELF AND HE HAD TO GO BACK FOR HIS PENDANT
HE HAD TO GO BACK AND PICK HIS PENDANT UP OUT OF THE POOL OF BLOOD EMANATING FROM HIS BROTHERS MANGLED CORPSE - THE BROTHER HE HAD TO WITNESS GETTING KILLED AND WHOSE DEATH HE PROBABLY BLAMES HIMSELF FOR
AND IT STILL HAD BROS BLOOD ON IT AND HE BROKE UP WITH JADE AND JOHN IS MAD AT HIM AND HES JUST PROBABLY SO ALONE
AND BRO
BROOOOOOOOOO
BRO DID SO MUCH FOR DAVE HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO KEEP DAVE SAFE UNTIL THE VERY END AND HE WAS PROBABLY JUST SO SO SO PROUD OF DAVE BUT DAVE NEVER KNEW WHAT IF DAVE NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT BRO LOVED HIM CUZ TEREZI ASKED DAVE IF HE LOVED BRO AND DAVE SAID NO AND ITS LIKE RGNOASDJKLGNRGOUNSADOUGNOUNSDFGUOF
AND YOU KNOW DAVE WAS UPSET OVER HIS DEATH YOU KNOW IT
AND HES GONNA MEET DIRK AND ITS GONNA BE WEIRD BECAUSE DIRK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS BROTHER BUT HES NOT BRO AND DIRKS GONNA EXPECT ALPHA DAVE AND DAVES GONNA EXPECT BRO AND THEYRE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THEYRE DIFFERENT AND JUST
GFOUASDGLJGNOUNSGUOGN
DIRK NEVER GOT TO MEET HIS BROTHER EITHER AND JUST
AUGHHHHHHH
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STRIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS SO FREAKING UPSETTING LIKE HOLY CRAP
IMAGINE BEING IN DAVES POSITION
OKAY SO YOUR BROTHERS DEAD AND YOU FEEL LIKE ITS YOUR FAULT AND YOU DONT CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE WAS PROUD OF YOU OR LOVED YOU
AND THEN YOU SEE THIS GUY
WHOS LIKE YOUR BRO BUT NOT LIKE HIM
AND ALL YOU WANT IS YOUR BRO BACK NOT THIS FAKE BRO NOT THIS GUY WITH DIFFERENT FRIENDS AND MEMORIES AND A DIFFERENT LIFE WHO WANTS A DAVE THAT ISNT YOU
HE DOESNT KNOW YOU AND HE DOESNT REMEMBER YOU
AND YOUVE JUST BEEN SO DESPERATE FOR THE ATTENTION OF YOUR FRIENDS BUT THEYVE ALL BEEN BUSY WITH THEIR OWN ROMANTIC AFFAIRS AND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND YOU MISS JOHN WHOS YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT HE PROBABLY DOESNT FEEL AS STRONGLY FOR YOU AS YOU DO FOR HIM AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS OFF MAKING OUT WITH A GUY YOU HATE AND YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO YOU RAP AND HANG OUT WITH YOU
BUT NOPE CANT HAVE THAT YOUR BROS DEAD AND DIRKS DIFFERENT AND WHAT IF HE DOESNT WANT THAT
HOW AWFUL MUST THAT BE
AND DIRKS GONNA BE EXPECTING THIS HERO THAT HE CAN IDOLIZE BUT INSTEAD ITS JUST THIS KID WHO DOESNT THINK HES A HERO AND WHO MUMBLES TO HIMSELF AND JUST
WHINES
STRIDERS
okay im done goodbye world im gone
BONUS JOKE POST:
i thought about just posting the link to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXxshQ but decided thatd be a no go
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