How to bullshit an blog post

Are you half an hour away from the due date and are just starting? I sure am. Follow this simple guide and you will be a master bullshitter in no time. First you select the first topic that comes to mind, just like I did, then you begin to mindlessly write about it. What is important is that you can write, or type constantly. If you have to pause and think, you are way too in depth. Try to elaborate on small details with long metaphors and ten dollar word that sound thoughtful but mean absolutely nothing. I usually do a word count around one hundred words, and that is when I begin to restate what I have said and talk about random things I think of. Make sure you write out all numbers and acronyms, those could be precious words to add to the counter. Finally, throw on a conclusion that doesn't make much sense. Refrigerator. one hundred and sixty eight words,Thirteen minutes, not a bad.