Coming from a family with three girls, life can be a little hectic at times. We are constantly in each other spaces, never sparing an argument. If you have siblings you would like to annoy (especially a sister), follow these few steps to succeed in irritating your fellow kin.
1) ALWAYS borrow their clothes. Do not ask to borrow it, just take it. It would be preferable if you take a few pictures sporting the attire, this way your sibling can see how much you enjoyed dirtying their clothes.
2) Leave the lights on, especially at night when they are trying to sleep. This will deprive them of the precious sleep they so desire which in return will create an irritated mood in the morning (BONUS!!)
3) Eat the last of everything. For example, if there is one delicious homemade cookie left in the jar, go head and dig in. They will be thrilled to know your taste buds had a field day while they were gone.
4) Take the longest shower possible, and make sure there is a little bit of hot water left. This way they can relish the shower for about 30 seconds before the icy cold water kills their good mood.
5) Continuously "suck up" to your parents while your sibling is around. This includes but isn't limited to commenting on how nice dinner was, bragging about that last A you received, asking how their day was when you know it was terrible, ect.
6) Limit your responses to one word. A fine example would be if you were asked how your game was, say "fine" and then walk away. Their response will be ideal, I promise you.
I could go on forever about sibling-annoyance tactics, but I will spare you the little time people seem to have these days. Feel free to personalize any of these steps in order to bother your brother or sister and/or add some of your own! Beware: responses will vary, so use at your own risk.
Happy pestering y'all.
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