I am going to devote the entirety of this blog to a "skill" I happen to be extremely gifted at: procrastination. Procrastination is, unfortunately, a natural tendency of mine, just as Earth has a natural tendency to revolve around the Sun and smokers have a natural tendency of developing lung cancer; it does not matter what the work consists of, whether it is a five page analytical essay requireing hours of arduous labor or a simple blog post such as the one I am writing at this very moment, I will do anyting to postpone the inevitable for a mere ten minutes more. While I am  not exactly proud of such an attribute, I must nonetheless admit that I have become an expert in the art of procrastination from years of experience. Using my extensive knowledge of procrastination gained through experience, I have generated the following step-by-step procedure as a guidelne for fellow procrastinators, so that we might find comraderie in our time management issues and learn to accept them with pride

1. The computer is a procrastinator's dream, for with it, the procrastinator has access to the Internet and therefore millions of distracting―yet unproductive―websites. As a result of the Internet, the typical procrastinator has at his fingertips the awesome ability to visit YouTube, for example, and embark on a "randoom video streak," which involves starting with a broad, general category of videos and then selecting related videos in the suggestion bar until the selected videos are totally unrelated to the original category of videos.