assignment 20:right now

Right now at this very moment someone in the universe is smiling, right now someone is laughing, someone is telling an inappropriate yet hysterical joke, someone is doing what they want and not giving a shit, someone is eating some great ice cream, someone is smoking a fat one, someone is super hammered and having a blast, someone is singing their lungs out to Jesus and feeling the spirit inside of them, someone just made a life long friend after hitting them with their car, someone just had the worst day of their life,  someone is having the best day of their life, someone had the first day of their life. someone found love on eharmony, someone found love not on eharmony, someone quit smoking, someone made one hell of a grilled cheese, the toast was golden brown and the cheese perfectly melted, someone got a hole in one, someone got a hole in two and congratulated the five year old who got the hole in one, someone had the 3000th day of their life, someone won a goldfish at the fair, someone replaced their childs dead goldfish as the child slept, someone is watching the walking dead, someone is legitimately taking notes from the walking dead as actual procedures for when the real zombie apocalypse happens, someone just finished bobs blazin wing challenge, someone failed the banana and sprite challenge, someone laughed as their friend failed the banana sprite challenge, someone is watching Harlem Shake videos, someone is trying to figure out how to make a harlem shake video, someone succeeded in making a harlem shake video, and someone in harlem is becoming angered that the harlem shake videos aren't actually how you do the harlem shake!