BUCK-ETS! 38O

High School:

• Actually write a novel for my mentoring project.
• Do decently in AP Calc. (Decent being having above an 88 in the class and getting at least a 4 on the AP test.)
• Become the truly fashionable shark I so wish to be and get the clothes I really want to make myself consistently happy with my appearance.
• Not get a job at the place I worked at during the summer between 10th and 11th grade. I do NOT wanna work there ever again.

College:

• Do well in all my classes.
• Get at the very least a Masters in psychology.
• Write another novel??? I might need to get more educated before I can do that, though... we'll see.
• (Maybe) get a sick androgynous haircut. I've been told I have a really androgynous face, so it'd be neat to try and rock that sort of look for fun.
• Dye my hair lavender. Hell yes.

Life:

• Become a success (defined as being able to live off of my writing) as an author.
• Touch a boy's butt. Consentually, of course.
• Find the tallest apartment building in Houston and chill out on the roof.
• Buy a pair of pink steel-toed jackboots and kick a dude in the crotch. Gotta fight the patriarchy, yo.
• Become the sea dwelling princess I so aspire to be.

My number one high school priority is to write my freaking mentoring project novel. Seriously, if I don't get that thing finished, my mentoring project will have been a failure. Plus, it'll be a huge personal boost to be able to say that I've written a novel during high school, seeing as how someone I know has done that. I don't necessarily have to publish it, but that'd be rad.

My number one priority for college is to get my Masters in psych. That just. Yeah. That speaks for itself. Getting my Ph.D. in psych would be awesome, too. I'm just gonna need at least my Masters if I'm gonna wanna be able to use that degree to make money... which, hopefully I won't have to do, since writing (ideally) will be enough for me to live comfortably.

All I want to do in life is become a sea dwelling princess. That's literally all I want, I'm not even joking. I could even kill two birds with one stone and touch a boy's butt while being a sea dwelling princess. That'd be awesome.