Sunday, December 2, 2012

Ryan Molten, dawg!

This is actually a bit difficult for me, since this is the first year I've ever had a class with Ryan.  Freshmen year I only knew him as "that one kid you looks vaguely like Justin Beiber."  But after sitting next to him for almost a whole semester, plus having Physics with him, I feel much better acquainted with Mr. Ryan Molten, who looks a lot less like JB than he did freshmen year.

One thing I know is that Ryan has an impeccable taste in clothes.  Hoodies will never ever go out of style.  Trust me, I would know.  Ryan also REALLY likes the Walking Dead, and is talking about the newest episode with Kristen every week.  I seem to recall that he is also a swimmer, and that he thinks his coach is a jerk (so does Jessie K., so it's fine).  Ryan also has quite the imagination.  Anyone who sits on our side of the room is painfully reminded of this fact every time we have a vocab quiz.  It's one of those things that always works, but you wish it wouldn't. 

What color would I characterize Ryan as?  I seem him as yellow.  Cuz... yellow's.... happy?  Kinda?  I don't know.  Let's pretend I didn't say that.  What type of animal is Ryan like?  Well, he's like, a falcon, man.  Because he has wicked talons and eats smaller birds.  Those are both complex metaphors for something, I think.  Figure it out on your own.

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