iSmart

I am the smartest person in the world. I can speak almost any language you tell me to speak, I can solve about any math problem you throw my way, I know the definition to almost every word, I can sing as many songs as you ask for and I will know every lyric and tune to it. You could say that I am very popular with my thousands of friends..do you have thousands of friends? Probably not. I can show you places you have never seen before, and tell you exactly how to get there. I know every birthday of all of my friends by heart. I can multitask...boy can I multitask! I have what you would call a photogenic memory. I have many different jobs, I'm a financial adviser, an accountant, a banker..heck, I could even be considered as someone secretary. I answer phone calls (and make them), I set up appointments, I make sure people get up when they need to be. Gee, I really should get paid. I am also fun! I can play any game you want to play, and I could probably beat you at it until you practice enough. Some people might even go far enough to consider me a babysitter, or at least a distraction. I am constantly busy, and I tired quickly, so I have to refuel myself a lot. I am probably the most productive person in the world, because everything I just described to you is all in a days work, my friend. I am amazing, I am an iphone.