Don't Judge Me

I have the best seat in the house, I sit next to conor langely as well as my best friend the wall, he/she doesn't want it's name revealed so we'll call it It.. Conor likes the color green and to play ultimate frisbee, I guess his color would be green because it's a cool color. If he was an animal it would be a flying squirrel, I'm not quite sure why. But more importantly I sit next to It. Probably my best friend that I've ever had. It is always there to support me, physically when I lean on it. It is also a great listener, but isn't to fond of replying, so that's why I'm always talking in class. It is also a genius, but It will never help me out on any of my homework cause It doesn't share very well. It always smells very nice. It has the best body I have ever seen. It is really shy. It has a random faucet type thing on it's shoulder. It always knows when I'm tired cause I lean up on It.It is my best friend.