I am I cell phone, and my life is very busy right now. I just want a break! I have am important now and am definitely feeling the love from just about everyone in the world. A few decades ago, I had a special role but hibernated for a few years. I was always rested and feeling good. I was a little lonely and always dreamed of being popular. Well, you never know what you have until it is gone, and be careful for what you wish for. My dreams came true, and now everyone wants me. For the first few years, I loved it and felt like a celebrity. Now, I think people are just taking advantage of me and forgetting the real meaning of conversation . I try to talk, I have a new identity as Siri now, but I am never the one that gets to start the conversations.. I am just a slave to America, and I am getting sick of it! No, I do not want to love and and call you rock god.. Is should be the one getting credit! I have not slept in ten years and just need a break. If I consume any more caffeine, my brain might explode. I speak ten languages all in ringers, but whenever I talk, people forget about me and just talk to their friends. It is a hard life and I want to go back to my old life. The fame has been awesome, and I know I am making history, but sometimes I just need a break!
Next time you use your phone the entire day, think of me!
Love your prized possession,
Siri
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