Saturday, December 1, 2012

I'm embarrassing myself with this post.

Because he doesn't technically sit next to me according to the seating chart and because Lauren Stigers has already written about Abby (my true left-hand neighbor, if you will) I'm not going to write about Michael S. Sorry, pal.

Instead, I'm going to talk about Leah.

First off, if this isn't too creepy of me to say - WOWIE JEEPERS LEAH IS SUCH A FREAKING CUTIE. Seriously. If you look at Leah and the first word that comes to your mind is something other than cute or a synonym of cute, I think you're certifiably insane. She's also really pretty, and I probably sound like a major creep right now. Moving on.

Alright, I lied, I'm going to linger on the cuteness aspect. Whenever I talk to Leah, she almost always has something adorable or chipper to say, and that's just ultra endearing. I often say to her, "Aww, makin' me bluuuuuush!". She's just insanely nice and adorable, and it makes me feel all happy gooey self-esteem-rise-y whenever she compliments some aspect of my outfit, which is a feeling that I sometimes sorely need at the end of a less than pleasant day. So, once again, thank you, Leah.

I can't just assign one color to her. I would have to create a variety of color palettes to describe Leah. If I had to pick just one, though, it would be cream. It's a delicate and sweet color for an equally sweet girl. The delicate aspect therein is debatable. Leah seems like a pretty badass bitch, if you'll pardon my French. She'll rough you up something fierce.

Sadly, I'm not well-versed in Leah's career goals, so I can't answer the 'where do you picture them in 5 years' question in quite the way I think I was expected to, so I'm just gonna say that I see her as being fierce, fabulous, sassy, and successful. And with awesome clothes. Because she's presumably going to have a job and with mad bank comes mad fashion.

Since she's mentioned it before with quite a bit of affection, I'm going to christen Leah as a sugar glider. They're tiny, adorable, and they like sweet things, and Leah is sweet, and I like sweet things, so therefore I like Leah. That sentence made no sense and I'm afraid this is all coming off as a stumbling confession of love, for which I apologize.

Bottom line is, Leah's rad, and if you don't like Leah, you're wrong.

1 comment:

  1. "Leah seems like a pretty badass bitch, if you'll pardon my French. She'll rough you up something fierce."

    ^ This made my whole day.

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