somewhere in the universe

is someone who thinks this prompt is silly but is doing it anyway because it is a grade. seriously, whatever you want or can think of happening "right now, somewhere in the universe" is happening. the universe is infinite, bro, which means there are infinite possibilities. someone in new jersey is getting a late-night spray-tan. someone in iowa is tending to their cornfield. someone in colorado is legally getting stoned. someone in delaware is doing whatever people do in delaware. my dog is looking bored. my cat is looking pretty badass, catting around tryna cause trouble. my parents are out at the opera. my brother is wearing a fake mustache and a hat that says dance machine. i am trying narrow down my food options. in australia it is summer. in alaska it is really cold. it is probably not so cold in hawaii. the universe is expanding. there are billions and billions of stars. someone is getting their mind blown listening to pink floyd. somewhere in the universe there is a supernova. some lucky space creature is jumping into a black hole, the most badass way to probably die in the universe. someone is throwing their trash in space, because that is actually a pretty good idea. really, how do you pollute space? the whole reason we hate pollution here is because there is life that is negatively affected. but space is mostly non-living so who cares?