Monday, March 4, 2013

How To

How To Spend an Evening Doing Absolutely Nothing

First, you must make sure that you have something to do, and not simply some lousy math worksheet with 4 problems. No, you need to have a 3 page assignment or an hours worth of Calculus to do. Next, you should open up a new tab in your Internet browser and go to CNN or Yahoo. Google is also acceptable but I find that the blankness of the page leads to rather disappointing results. Once on the site of your choice, open a story in a new tab, all the while thinking about that assignment that you need to be doing. Allow the guilt and self loathing rise within you. But fight it. Go on to YouTube! There are millions of videos for you to watch and before you know it, the clock will read 12 AM and you will have realized that your entire evening, nay, your entire weekend will have gone by without a single work related accomplishment. YAY!

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