Heroes live the life of a G

If I could be any fictional character, I would be a super hero. It really just makes sense. In most fiction, the characters and plot are defined by their problems. Because of this, most characters just aren't perfect. They lead suckish relatable lives just like the rest of us. On the other hand, superheroes not only have some special distinguishing ability, but everything always just works out perfectly for them. In a superhero story, the hero not only always wins the fight, but they also have tons of other awesome shit for no explainable reason. Superheroes don't have jobs, but they always have crazy gadgets and expensive cars and houses. Just because they're a hero. The life of a hero is just going place to place kicking ass living above the law. Superheroes do whatever the hell they want. They always have beautiful girlfriends and anything else that the writers think would be cool. Unless I had to be aquaman. Fuck aquaman.