Sunday, November 25, 2012
Frickin' Non-Standard Holiday...
As you can see, there is almost nothing standard about this holiday for me. Basically the only thing that stays the same is the mostly-traditional food: turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, etc. Thus, I can't say whether or not I like Thanksgiving, only a specific one. This Thanksgiving I did not enjoy, because all the relatives were old and boring, and I got kicked out of my room and had to sleep on the floor for three nights. The two previous Thanksgivings, however, were hectic and awesome and immensely enjoyable. So every year I wait with nervous anticipation to hear our Thanksgiving plans, hoping they involve cousins. ALL of the many cousins on my dad's side are really fun, and any holiday spent with them is bound to be a blast. Some years, though, I end up with duds like this one. *le sigh...*
Assignment 12
At a Loss
I still sit at the kid's table with my cousins. Which I like very much, except for my second cousin who's mother is a crazy, self centered twitchy blond woman who is forever embittered by her rejection by the Dallas cowboy cheer leading squad. She has huge boob implants and wears tight velour exercise suits and carries around a tiny dog. She is not related to me. This cousin is a demon. I think her mother taught her how to pole dance already.
I am at a loss of anything unique to say about the actual meal. It was, and always is, very good. There should be more Thanksgiving songs. My brother plays too much minecraft. He likes violence. I love him. We just built a tree house, with a tennis ball gun turret to fend off invaders.
Chumley the garbage disposal/dog
For starters, we never travel, but this year we decided to drive up to Tekonsha, Michigan to share this wonderful holiday with family. When I woke up Thursday morning, everything seemed normal. I ate breakfast, got ready, and headed towards my Aunt's house. Immediately after stepping out of the car, I was greeted by Chumley, the cutest/ugliest Bulldog you will ever meet.
After slobbering all over my Rubiks cube, and (I'm almost positive) ruining it forever, Chumley began to wander around the house begging for any scraps of pie crust or turkey carvings that he could manage.
We finished cooking all the delicious food, slapped it on serving trays, and carried it downstairs to be arranged on the long buffet style table. Chumley followed undoubtedly. The whole family ate and visited and laughed and danced around in Hanna Montana wigs and all the normal Thanksgiving traditions, meanwhile, Chumley was trying his hardest to reach the platter of Ham. Inevitably, He succeeded in knocking the platter off the table, and consuming half of the ham in one swallow.
THis is my wonderful Thanksgiving experience of the year. Never to happen quite the same ever again.
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Thanksgiving
Turkey with the works. I'm talkin' mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, stuffing, peas, rolls, pumpkin pie, AND carrot cake. That's what Thanksgiving is at the Gilbert household. My mother slaves over the stove for days. My father sits. My sister reads. My grandparents arrive. Of course, the car pulls in just in time to eat the arduously prepared meal. "Love and hugs" (as my mother would say) is doled out. Smiles plastered on our faces, all six of my family sit down at the table - china plates, silver silverware, fancy napkins. We're all dressed up, pretentious almost.
Then for the next hour, we sit in silence, eating, pretending to be a family we are not. The occasional praise for the food breaks through the silence. Finally, when we have downed enough food to feed homeless orphans for a week, we waddle into the family room to assume our nature couch potato state of being.
Once my family has succumbed to dreamless sleep, I escape to the depths of my basement. There, I huddle with my warm blanket in the corner of my coach while watching the outrageous adventures of the wonderful Doctor and his companions.
Giving Thanks
GivingThanks
Unfortunately this is a picture realistically known to few on Thanksgiving. Coming from a relatively large family, my mom from a family of 7 there are plenty of aunts, uncles, cousins, and random strangers. Our thanksgivings tend to be at my aunt's house due to the fact that its the only house that can accomodate such a large number of people. Thansgiving used to be so fun when I was younger. All of the cousins were relatively the same age ad we would go to my uncle's house in Ohio for the whole break and have so much fun. Now that I've grown up to some degree Thanksgiving seems so much different. There's a new wave of little cousins running, and crying all over the house breaking and spilling things. Everybody else trying to help,but really getting inthe way trying to prepare all of the food half of which won't get eaten. I think we 've all forgotten the true meaning of thanksgiving as we have many holidays. We are thankful for nothing for a bounty of great food which we will regret eating the next day when we step on the scale. We take so much for granted.
Since I began wrestlng and cutting weight as much as I love eating and food I love and hate thanksgiving. Usually therre's a wrestling meet the next week and after thanksgiving I'm close to 15 pounds over where I'm supposed to be and the whole next week is miserable.
A memorable thanksgiving would have to be the last one in Ohio when it snowed and we had lots of fun the end.
SELFISH THANKSGIVING
ThanksKilling
Normally, our Thanksgiving involves my very stressed out mother feeding a house full of immediate family members and a bunch of drunken foreigners and grad students. However, this year, much to my relief, we departed from the usual.
What we got instead was probably the most pathetic Thanksgiving ever.
As opposed to hosting way too many people in a cramped dining room, we instead had a handful of acquaintances over for hors d'oeuvres. And that was it. My dad was cooking oysters (which only he and one other person out of the ~10 there ate) and mom had laid out a spread of several different kinds of chips and dip. No turkey, not even any of the sweet potato casserole my dad had already made. Just... chips and dip.
Along with the unsatisfying food options, I was forced to socialize with people I barely knew. That's never fun.
After a while I just ducked upstairs and crouched in front of my computer, wishing I had some actual protein to chow down on. I could have technically gone over to my aunt-in-law's house (which is where my brother and sister-in-law had darted off to an hour and a half after our 4 PM Thanksgiving snack-a-thon began) for real Thanksgiving food, but my lack of effort and desire to interact with my fellow man won out.
Instead, I just had microwaved pot roast leftovers for supper. Yum, yum.
Needless to say, I didn't have much fun. The best part was when I had a glass of pink champagne (with my mother's permission, hoo hoo), but that's because I'm a stupid little girl that actually /likes/ that stuff.
In general, though, Thanksgiving's alright. Not my favorite, but not my least favorite, either. You get yummy food, but you have to pay the price of interacting with people you'd rather not interact with.
To answer the entire prompt, I think my strangest memory of the holiday is from when I was about 8 and obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite and decided to end the evening by doing the dance that Napoleon does for all of our inebriated guests.
I look back upon that memory with utmost shame.
Thanksgiving
Suck it Up
Saturday, November 24, 2012
thanksgiving
Turkey and lots of Ducks
Thanksgiving - Kono
No More New York
Now, with my grandparents in South Florida, my mom's sister's family still in the NY area, and my sister in college, we do Thanksgiving on a smaller scale. We still watch the Macy's parade and enjoy a sizable, Jewish, vegetarian (no Tofurkey) Thanksgiving meal. We spend time together as a family, often hiking. But it's no longer the event it used to be. There's no huge tragedy in that-- we'll still see all of our family, though I do miss our annual sojourns to NYC.
Thanksgiving
(But hey at least this one was short).